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(Members may please submit jokes or some funny incidents relating to our school days.)

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(This is only for fun, any resemblance to people living or dead is just on purpose.)
 
 
 
     

I was very fascinated to see Sambamurthy starting to shave when we were just in the 10th class.

And I was watching him very closely during one of his shaves by the school barber.

Sambamurthy was complaining to the barber that he didn’t get a close shave around his cheeks.

"I have a solution for that" said the barber taking a small wooden ball from his bag.

"Just place this between your cheek and gum."

Sambamurthy did just that, but was feeling uncomfortable with the ball in his mouth.

Then he asked in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," said the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like Mohan Rao(810) did yesterday."
 

 
 
 

    During the last AGM at school, I wanted to take a survey about the changes in the attitude of     our Saikors as they age.

    So I asked one question “What do you want in a woman?”

Boys with Roll Nos. 3000+

1. Beautiful, like Susmita

2. Charming

3. Financially supporting would-be in-laws

4. An avid talker

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses in style

8. Appreciates my smoking and drinking

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

 
 

Boys with Roll Nos. 2000+

1.  Nice looking

2.  Allow me to go partying with Saikor friends on weekends

3.  Good mother

4.  Brings enough money from in-laws

5.  Listens more than talks

6.  Laughs at my jokes

7.  Carries bags of groceries by herself

8.  Doesn’t pester for more clothes and jewelry.

9.  Prepares a good home-cooked meal

10.Pardon me when I forget birthdays and anniversaries

11.Seeks romance at least once a week

Boys with Roll Nos. (-)1000

1.     Leave me alone with my Saikor friends

2.     Not too ugly (grey hair okay)

3.     Doesn’t carry her quarrels with teen age         children and kitty party friends to me.

4.     Not pester me to take her out for dinner.

5.     Not bother if I just nod head when she’s         talking

6.     Usually forgets the jokes I already told her

7.     Is in good enough shape to keep the house         clean

8.     Wears a dress that suits her age

9.     Knows not to buy things in installments

10.  Remembers to put the toilet seat down after          I use it

11.   Not bother if I don’t shave most weekends

  
 
 
     

After a good night of  plucking mangoes and  a good chase by the watchman. T.V.K.Krishna (817) was feeling very sleepy in Mr. NCS’s class one day. Mr.NCS  had been watching him all along, and was disgusted.

At the end of the class, he decided to teach him a lesson.

He said to our class, "All those wishing to go for lunch now, please stand." The whole room stood except, of course, Krishna.

Then Mr. NCS said even more loudly, "And the fool who would like to go for extra parade please STAND UP!"  

Krishna caught only the last part groggily stood up, only to find that he was the only one standing.

Confused and embarrassed he said, "I don't know why we're standing sir, but it  seems like you and me are the only ones standing up for it!"
 
 
     
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